tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post4395909074175282687..comments2023-04-29T05:54:37.189-04:00Comments on Shit Happens: A Real Mega PickleMichaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05048151290191168999noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-81200485556025317992007-09-17T20:17:00.000-04:002007-09-17T20:17:00.000-04:00Very funny. I prefer Bread & Butter.Very funny. I prefer Bread & Butter.Nessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779269921583131094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-7786347453802657842007-09-12T15:09:00.000-04:002007-09-12T15:09:00.000-04:00Chicken.Chicken.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05048151290191168999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-23259330019337172922007-09-12T14:17:00.000-04:002007-09-12T14:17:00.000-04:00No thanks.No thanks.valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08784717652044574470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-42110130255070030292007-09-12T00:03:00.000-04:002007-09-12T00:03:00.000-04:00Heather - I missed you too and have missed you sin...Heather - I missed you too and have missed you since you came back due mostly to my insane work schedule which also explains the brevity of my previous comment. I was about to leave for work but you know I can't not reply to you so I did, albeit briefly.<BR/><BR/>My brain cell is in a better place now and I believe he went there with a smile on his face thanks to you.<BR/><BR/>I have only one other brain cell, my emergency back up, and I'm not sure he would be safe with you. We will have to discuss terms if you wish to take charge of him.<BR/><BR/>p.s. Telling me to shut up is pointless. I can't. Ask my family if you need proof.<BR/><BR/>Val - feel free to elaborate.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05048151290191168999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-49359169917086865162007-09-11T16:35:00.000-04:002007-09-11T16:35:00.000-04:00Heather, he threatens more but doesn't deliver. Pr...Heather, he threatens more but doesn't deliver. Proofreader. Yes. Perfect.valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08784717652044574470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-80582614515271587682007-09-11T15:53:00.000-04:002007-09-11T15:53:00.000-04:00shut up.You should have been a proofreader.and... ...shut up.<BR/>You should have been a proofreader.<BR/><BR/>and... shut up!<BR/><BR/>You did not address the fact that I actually missed you, "words on page", nor the fact that I slept with your brain cell.<BR/><BR/>(in my defense.... he's all-kindsa-sexy)<BR/><BR/>now, go proof read something would ya? The world is waiting!<BR/><BR/>xoxox<BR/>(woops, thats against the RUUULES)<BR/><BR/>and....shut upAlice Amplifiedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05601219807319443887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-38220931932316257912007-09-11T12:15:00.000-04:002007-09-11T12:15:00.000-04:00You still seem to be suffering the effects of the ...You still seem to be suffering the effects of the Dyslexia Juice you were drinking :) Yes I know what funny does to you so you're forgiven, I know you can't help yourself.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05048151290191168999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-60763950008879817942007-09-11T00:49:00.000-04:002007-09-11T00:49:00.000-04:00I miss Micheal. I slept with this braincell. Som...I miss Micheal. <BR/><BR/>I slept with this braincell. Some of you may or may not know to keep care of it for jhim, sice he has only remeining. I was left to babysit for him, while he went out and get shut faced. <BR/><BR/>Well, I took him to Cocoa Beach (which Ive decided I love now)...I took him to a tikki bar, plyed hm with rum, and slept with him on the rum other the things. LOoking back, the low cute shirt couldhave beb left at home.<BR/><BR/>Im very sorry Michal, I know you trusted me with him, your one and only surviving braincell. But he was so cute, and funny... god soooooo funny.. you KNOW what funny does to me! funny... and the BAM... we were rolling in the sand.<BR/><BR/>I know,,, I'm fired, Im sorry, I have real thing for babysitting braincells in smoking jaackets. I'll enroll in therapy tomorrow. Im Prormise.<BR/><BR/>Give me another chnage, that is if you can muster another cell.<BR/><BR/>Regrets,<BR/><BR/>Heather<BR/><BR/>p.s. I did teach i how to surf prior to getting him drunk and having my way with im. Does that help?<BR/><BR/>Very tird now. Jet Lag. Had a great time.You can epremand me tomorrow.Alice Amplifiedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05601219807319443887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-87840850839259260602007-09-10T23:18:00.000-04:002007-09-10T23:18:00.000-04:00Cathy - why would you want a burger when you have ...Cathy - why would you want a burger when you have souvlaki? No contest.<BR/><BR/>Val - they would indeed, as you say, ahve fun with your jog.<BR/><BR/>Ahve a wonderful day dear lady.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05048151290191168999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-50761058293655166362007-09-10T15:12:00.000-04:002007-09-10T15:12:00.000-04:00Did I say jog? When I meant job? Oh dear, the kidd...Did I say jog? When I meant job? Oh dear, the kiddies would ahve fun with that one - silly Miss!valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08784717652044574470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-85228725199671204482007-09-10T01:10:00.000-04:002007-09-10T01:10:00.000-04:00now I want a hamburger.now I want a hamburger.cathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00075735967153709260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-32367406831754061562007-09-09T08:27:00.000-04:002007-09-09T08:27:00.000-04:00I'm a teacher, Michael. Faking is part of the jog ...I'm a teacher, Michael. Faking is part of the jog - pretending you're upset/angry/annoyed - even pleased. It would be too exhausting actually to feel those emotions as often as you would need to in order to do the job properly.valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08784717652044574470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-18819308980234881912007-09-08T22:26:00.000-04:002007-09-08T22:26:00.000-04:00I've never heard those words before today. Do you ...I've never heard those words before today. Do you say those words often?<BR/><BR/>I agree with you, I could never cause offense :)Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05048151290191168999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-74420222991679829172007-09-08T15:13:00.000-04:002007-09-08T15:13:00.000-04:00Not really, Michael - I was faking (do you hear th...Not really, Michael - I was faking (do you hear those words often?) How could I possibly be offended by your infectious cheerfulness?valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08784717652044574470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-30879255779137411482007-09-07T15:34:00.000-04:002007-09-07T15:34:00.000-04:00He shoots. He Scores!~he runs away~He shoots. <I>He Scores!</I><BR/><BR/>~he runs away~Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05048151290191168999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-13870457291558995642007-09-07T14:06:00.000-04:002007-09-07T14:06:00.000-04:00I'm safe, it's all the other mad bastards on the r...I'm safe, it's all the other mad bastards on the road who worry me. They're called men. Some of them are even called Michael.<BR/><BR/>"Dear lady"? DEAR LADY!!!! You really know how to insult a body, don't you? <BR/><BR/>(Dear lady, f****** b****** wha* the f**?)valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08784717652044574470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-87514349523787028462007-09-07T11:23:00.000-04:002007-09-07T11:23:00.000-04:00I never said your post wasn't innocuous dear lady....I never said your post wasn't innocuous dear lady. And I'm equally sure you are a wonderful, safe and courteous driver yourself.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05048151290191168999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-26241648569403834632007-09-07T09:38:00.000-04:002007-09-07T09:38:00.000-04:00But the post is innocuous, Michael. It doesn't eve...But the post is innocuous, Michael. It doesn't even put you in your place (as a male driver and as such a representative of the gender that causes 95% of accidents in the UK by mistaking recklessness for good driving). I'm SURE you are a really good driver.valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08784717652044574470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-55081082157377045902007-09-06T23:01:00.000-04:002007-09-06T23:01:00.000-04:00Oh Val, you're so easy...and so humble too.*light ...Oh Val, you're so easy...and so humble too.<BR/><BR/>*light fuse...stand well back...preferably in a concrete bunker*<BR/><BR/>I knew you were up to something. Didn't I say that?<BR/><BR/>~scrolls up~<BR/><BR/>Yes, I did :)Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05048151290191168999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-47720929243810063272007-09-06T14:14:00.000-04:002007-09-06T14:14:00.000-04:00Being a talented driver of nearly 30 years' standi...Being a talented driver of nearly 30 years' standing, I have done a post about my driving history JUST for you, Michael. It's riveting!<BR/><BR/>Except for the bit about Rat Scabies.valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08784717652044574470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-38874904321586839812007-09-05T18:36:00.000-04:002007-09-05T18:36:00.000-04:00Ali - I guess it depends what you eat them with. H...Ali - I guess it depends what you eat them with. How big would the burger have to be for instance?<BR/><BR/>Val - I see how you are Miss V. You're up to something ;)Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05048151290191168999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-50958732593424962742007-09-05T17:41:00.000-04:002007-09-05T17:41:00.000-04:00Probably six minute minutes, Ali.See how nice and ...Probably six minute minutes, Ali.<BR/><BR/>See how nice and mild my comments are, Michael? <BR/><BR/>I was discussing gherkins just the other day, or at least the etymology of the word. Apparently it came to us from Greek via Dutch.valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08784717652044574470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-66716600986943029822007-09-05T16:58:00.000-04:002007-09-05T16:58:00.000-04:00Very funny story Michael. How long would it take ...Very funny story Michael. How long would it take to eat 6 mega pickles??? lolAlihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15832247265291417516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-91834393955985188172007-09-05T16:51:00.000-04:002007-09-05T16:51:00.000-04:00That thought is indeed, as you say, scary.That thought is indeed, as you say, scary.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05048151290191168999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1870192870285427105.post-77730536673440390202007-09-05T15:34:00.000-04:002007-09-05T15:34:00.000-04:00I too recognised the comedic potential of gherkins...I too recognised the comedic potential of gherkins....this worries me....is my sense of humour metamorphosising in a Kafkaesque manner and becoming more like yours...scary!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12032596630769733762noreply@blogger.com